Button Men

"Avis is an expert chainsaw dueler and ice sculptor, and she likes to beat people up." 

So begins the fable of Button Men, a mean little dice game for two players. It's a strategic little pickup game, featuring awesome art and snappy quips. Players take turns rolling dice and capturing each other's dice, in the game that was named the Best Abstract Board Game of 1999. And it doesn't even have a board!

Originally, Button Men was sold as two-packs of 2.25" pin-back buttons. There were several expansions from Cheapass Games, as well as licensed expansions based on Lunch Money, Legend of the Five Rings, Girl Genius, Sailor Moon, Dork Tower, and many more. There were hundreds of characters in all.

Now Cheapass Games is pleased to bring you the full rules, and some printable Button Men trading cards, to help you re-start your Button Men collection. You can also buy the individual buttons from our Cafe Press store, and a few remaining packs from the good people at Paizo.com. Keep watching this page for updates and new sets, whenever we have spare time or a healthy donation from our Button Men fans.

Here are the basics: First, download and print the rules.

Next, print your favorite artwork from the trading cards below. These have a 1/8" bleed to make it extra-easy.

Button Men: Soldiers (original set)

Avis  Hammer  Bauer  Stark  Kith  Clare

Karl  Iago  Niles  Shore  Hannah  Kublai

Button Men: Vampyres (First expansion)

Angel  Buddy  Dunkirk  McGinty  Starchylde  Tiffany

Button Men: BROM (By James Ernest and Nick Sauer, artwork by Brom)

Bane  Bluff  Coil  Crusher  Grist  Jellybean

Lucky  Peace  Reaver  Sheperd  Strik  Wastenott

Button Men: Fightball (Released in 2003 as "Take Five")

Brie  Domino  Echo  Georgia  Gordo  Mel

Pavel  Pepper  Rocq  Skinny  Tex  Zal

Button Men: Samurai

Honzo  Konami  Okaru  Sadakuro  Tonase  Yuranosuke

In the Samurai set, the dark blue dice are Focus Dice. For the rules for Button Men: Samurai (Focus Dice and V Swing ) check out the more-complete online rules at www.beatpeopleup.com

We've also created a mini-rulebook that fits on the back of those cards. It doesn't have the complete rules, but it's enough to get started.

If you'd like buttons of your own, check out these resources:

Unexploded Cow Button Men!

Our friends at Impact Miniatures now produce 14- and 18-sided dice, meaning that you can now have any even size between2 and 20. To help them launch these new dice, we created a special set of Unexploded Cow Button Men. The preview cows (Thaddeus and Buckley) are available as JPGs below. And we're working on a new set of six more characters for release with Unexploded Cow, in February 2013. The beta test for these characters runs during the second week of January.

Buckley   Thaddeus

Button Men on iOS:

Consider loading Button Men onto your iOS device. Thrust Interactive's Button Men contains 18 characters, all-new artwork, 1- and 2-player modes, and the convenience of fitting on your iPhone, all for 99 cents.

iPhone Button Men