Europe. France. The Cordon Rouge. Two problems with a common solution: Mad cows from England and unexploded bombs in France.

You will round up a herd of mad cows, give them a stirring pep talk, and march them through the fields of France, unearthing leftover bombs from the Great War. Cows explode, people make money, everyone wins.

And by “everyone wins” we mean, obviously, that the person who makes the most money wins.

Both a free PDF and a deluxe edition including revamped rules are available, but the version below you where it all began.


Art by Michael O’Connor.

Unexploded Cow supports 3-7 players and takes 40 minutes to play. Download the entire print-and-play via a handy .zip, or access individual components below:

In addition, you will need one six-sided die and money.

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